Why when someone you know has a stomach bug do they have to give you details about it when you didn't even ask? Just call me and say "sorry I might be a little late today I might have a stomach bug" or how about NO DETAILS AT ALL! I don't want to know that you have had the "squirts" or the "loosey goosey's" or any other thing you call it! That is your business NOT MINE!
Personally it's just gross to think about and that is exactly what your making the person your describing it to think about! JUST STOP THE MADNESS I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!