Sunday, August 17, 2008

New Job Opportunity

The other evening I opened my inbox and found a new job opportunity waiting for me...

I got an offer from "Fantasy Chat" to become an operator! Oh what fun this could be. I am not sure of the hours and how I would do it with my crazy schedule but I am thinking since I have a cell phone and could take calls anywhere that this might be the way to put the mini's thru college!

Here's how I imagine a conversation might go...
Tahoe Girl ...(in sexy fantasy chat voice) "Hello and welcome to Fantasy Chat. What's your fantasy?"
TG: Oh, mine too...what are you wearing?

TG:HEY STOP HITTING YOUR SISTER! Oh sorry, where were we...yes, that feels so good...I like that..I SAID TO LEAVE HER ALONE AND EAT YOUR DINNER! Oh my I'm so sorry about that I really wish you were here so we could...IF I HAVE TO STOP THIS CAR SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE IN BIG TROUBLE!!!!
TG: Ohh thats better now I can focus everything on you ...HAVE A GOOD DAY AT PRACTICE SWEETIE!'s just you and me....OHHH WHATS THAT SMELL?....sorry I'm gonna have to call you back!

I can only imagine my side of the conversation as I think the other end might be too embarrassing for all of us!

Somehow I don't think I would get the job after all....

Tahoe Girl


The Lawyer's Wife said...

I told you ... that would be some funny shiot!!!

I am wondering if they pegged you because you phone is always in use?

What do you think ... maybe?

Timi said...

WOW! What a great job opportunity! Maybe the person on the other end wouldn't notice all the other stuff going on. You know how sometimes THEY DON'T LISTEN ANYWAY!
Great post!
Have a wonderful day

Hair Girl said...

You are insane! That is too funny. I always think half of a mom's conversation is funny. "Get off your brother, quit touching each other, stop breathing on him, too. I mean it!"

Preppy Pink Crocodile said...

Oh that is too funny! Such a flattering offer!

Kristy said...

That is hilarious. That's just what I sound like on the phone all the time!

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