The other evening I opened my inbox and found a new job opportunity waiting for me...
I got an offer from "Fantasy Chat" to become an operator! Oh what fun this could be. I am not sure of the hours and how I would do it with my crazy schedule but I am thinking since I have a cell phone and could take calls anywhere that this might be the way to put the mini's thru college!
Here's how I imagine a conversation might go...
Tahoe Girl ...(in sexy fantasy chat voice) "Hello and welcome to Fantasy Chat. What's your fantasy?"
TG: Oh, mine too...what are you wearing?
TG:HEY STOP HITTING YOUR SISTER! Oh sorry, where were we...yes, that feels so good...I like that..I SAID TO LEAVE HER ALONE AND EAT YOUR DINNER! Oh my I'm so sorry about that I really wish you were here so we could...IF I HAVE TO STOP THIS CAR SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE IN BIG TROUBLE!!!!
TG: Ohh thats better now I can focus everything on you ...HAVE A GOOD DAY AT PRACTICE SWEETIE!...it's just you and me....OHHH WHATS THAT SMELL?....sorry I'm gonna have to call you back!
I can only imagine my side of the conversation as I think the other end might be too embarrassing for all of us!
Somehow I don't think I would get the job after all....