Thursday, June 18, 2009

Making A Scene

This may or may not have been what happened at my Starbucks this morning.....

SB Employee: Good Morning Welcome to Starbucks what can I get started for you today?

Tahoe Girl: Yes, I will have a Grande White Mocha with two shots of vodka please!

(extended silence)

SB Employee: Scuse Me?

TG: Grande White Mocha add two shots of vodka

SBE: Ma'am, we dont serve vodka

TG: You should

SBE: Ma'am its ten fifteen in the morning.

TG: Do you not hear the three kids fighting in the backseat?

SBE: Please pull around.

As I drive around Starbucks employee is awaiting my arrival with a very puzzled look in his face. He then explains that they don't serve alcohol but maybe he will put it in the suggestion box for me. I reply that a White Mocha with Vodka would be nothing but a hot white russian which would be the perfect breakfast drink. Again, puzzled look.

The best part, he tells me where the closest liquor store is that sells mini bottles!

Not a bad idea, I am thinking of keeping the console stocked with airplane mini bottles of various liquors just in case!

Tahoe Girl

9 comments:

AVON Lady said...

I love it, great suggestion I think I'd be nicer to the kids at school where I work if my morning had a little extra kick to it :) Now if he was a good employee he'd keep bottles stocked for you :)

Jillian, Inc said...

between you and the great idea of mini liquor stash in car and Lawyer's Wife writing about drive thru liquor stores (I had no idea!) I have two new boozy ideas.

flip flops and pearls said...

That just made me LOL!!

Funny that he didn't "get it"!

Hope your day gets better and you get your "momma drink" =)

Angry Julie Monday said...

Ohhh, I never thought of mini bottles. I think all mommies should kept a flask in the diaper bag or glove compartment of the car.

Preppy Pink Crab said...

hahaha...
I love it!

The 5 Bickies said...

I love it!

Preppy 101 said...

Hilarious! I love this post! Thankyouverymuch.

Yarnmomma said...

I had been a follower but really some of this stuff is a bit odd!!

Withdrawling my follow status..

Yea that is really about it..

The Mrs. said...

Oh man I have been there! So funny. You're my kinda girl! Lov e your blog!