This may or may not have been what happened at my Starbucks this morning.....
SB Employee: Good Morning Welcome to Starbucks what can I get started for you today?
Tahoe Girl: Yes, I will have a Grande White Mocha with two shots of vodka please!
SB Employee: Scuse Me?
TG: Grande White Mocha add two shots of vodka
SBE: Ma'am, we dont serve vodka
TG: You should
SBE: Ma'am its ten fifteen in the morning.
TG: Do you not hear the three kids fighting in the backseat?
SBE: Please pull around.
As I drive around Starbucks employee is awaiting my arrival with a very puzzled look in his face. He then explains that they don't serve alcohol but maybe he will put it in the suggestion box for me. I reply that a White Mocha with Vodka would be nothing but a hot white russian which would be the perfect breakfast drink. Again, puzzled look.
The best part, he tells me where the closest liquor store is that sells mini bottles!
Not a bad idea, I am thinking of keeping the console stocked with airplane mini bottles of various liquors just in case!