This may or may not have been what happened at my Starbucks this morning.....
SB Employee: Good Morning Welcome to Starbucks what can I get started for you today?
Tahoe Girl: Yes, I will have a Grande White Mocha with two shots of vodka please!
(extended silence)
SB Employee: Scuse Me?
TG: Grande White Mocha add two shots of vodka
SBE: Ma'am, we dont serve vodka
TG: You should
SBE: Ma'am its ten fifteen in the morning.
TG: Do you not hear the three kids fighting in the backseat?
SBE: Please pull around.
As I drive around Starbucks employee is awaiting my arrival with a very puzzled look in his face. He then explains that they don't serve alcohol but maybe he will put it in the suggestion box for me. I reply that a White Mocha with Vodka would be nothing but a hot white russian which would be the perfect breakfast drink. Again, puzzled look.
The best part, he tells me where the closest liquor store is that sells mini bottles!
Not a bad idea, I am thinking of keeping the console stocked with airplane mini bottles of various liquors just in case!
Tahoe Girl
9 comments:
I love it, great suggestion I think I'd be nicer to the kids at school where I work if my morning had a little extra kick to it :) Now if he was a good employee he'd keep bottles stocked for you :)
between you and the great idea of mini liquor stash in car and Lawyer's Wife writing about drive thru liquor stores (I had no idea!) I have two new boozy ideas.
That just made me LOL!!
Funny that he didn't "get it"!
Hope your day gets better and you get your "momma drink" =)
Ohhh, I never thought of mini bottles. I think all mommies should kept a flask in the diaper bag or glove compartment of the car.
hahaha...
I love it!
I love it!
Hilarious! I love this post! Thankyouverymuch.
I had been a follower but really some of this stuff is a bit odd!!
Withdrawling my follow status..
Yea that is really about it..
Oh man I have been there! So funny. You're my kinda girl! Lov e your blog!
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