Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Committed...

I just committed to taking the mini tahoes to the beach for a week.

Alone.

I did it under the pretense that the free condo I have borrowed from a friend was a one bedroom. I though no problem, they can have the room and I will sleep in the couch and watch tv and read books all night. (My own version of vacation).

I was wrong...

It's not a one bedroom condo, it's a ONE ROOM CONDO!

Like ALL OF US IN ONE ROOM FOR SEVEN DAYS!

They are SOOOOO excited!

I am SCARED TO DEATH!

Tahoe Girl

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Faux Pas......

Turns out, the skirt I was wearing yesterday was a little shorter than I thought.

Turns out, when I bend over in said skirt you can view what is under the skirt.

Turns out, a very good customer thinks I have "cute cheeks".

I am soo embarassed!
Tahoe Girl

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Obsessions...

Everything has not been sunshine and rainbows around here lately but I have still found away to keep my self giggling and realizing there are people worse off then me...

Check out my new favorite haunts...

Texts From Last Night......you will laugh so you hard that you will get yelled at by your coworkers to shut up and get back to work

FMYLIFE.......yep, people have worse stuff happening to them than me....

No, these are not G-Rated and some of it is downright obscene but funny nonetheless....

Have fun....
Tahoe Girl

Friday, June 19, 2009

Applause Now Sign

Do you ever wish that you could have a studio audience when your having an argument with someone? You know, one like they have on talk shows so that when you prove your point they cheer you on and make you feel right.

I would love to have one.

It would be soo much fun!

And I could have used it today more than once!
Tahoe Girl

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Making A Scene

This may or may not have been what happened at my Starbucks this morning.....

SB Employee: Good Morning Welcome to Starbucks what can I get started for you today?

Tahoe Girl: Yes, I will have a Grande White Mocha with two shots of vodka please!

(extended silence)

SB Employee: Scuse Me?

TG: Grande White Mocha add two shots of vodka

SBE: Ma'am, we dont serve vodka

TG: You should

SBE: Ma'am its ten fifteen in the morning.

TG: Do you not hear the three kids fighting in the backseat?

SBE: Please pull around.

As I drive around Starbucks employee is awaiting my arrival with a very puzzled look in his face. He then explains that they don't serve alcohol but maybe he will put it in the suggestion box for me. I reply that a White Mocha with Vodka would be nothing but a hot white russian which would be the perfect breakfast drink. Again, puzzled look.

The best part, he tells me where the closest liquor store is that sells mini bottles!

Not a bad idea, I am thinking of keeping the console stocked with airplane mini bottles of various liquors just in case!

Tahoe Girl

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Function Junction

If you could make your house as functional as possible what would you change?

Think about it, we work real hard to make our houses (or living spaces) pretty and attractive to others but is it really functional?

Mine's not.

Here are some things I would do to make the Casa da Tahoe muchmore functional...

1. First, I would have to change the shape to round. With these key things in the middle...ginormous laundry chute that send everything into the laundry room divided by color, person etc. Nect to the laundry chute would be a ginormous trash chute that sent anything I dropped in it straight to the dump! (ok and maybe a donation chute wouldn't be a bad idea either)
2. In the center of all bathrooms and the kitchen would be a pop up tile and hidden underneath would be a hose spicket and a drain. Then you could pop the tile, hook up the hose and wash away the mess at anytime!
3. I would have the LARGEST PANTRY STORAGE ROOM EVER! And it would look something like the last catalog I got from the container store. Everything would be color coded and labeled by Tahoe Family member and the storage space would NEVER run out no matter how much crap we have!
4. And just for me....a padded room.( Also known as a Panic Room) No one would be able to enter but me and it would be the most relaxing place on the planet, built just for me (Since this is a fantasy post we can say that I might kidnap ROBPAT and hide him in there but I digress)
5. Last but not least, on the outside of my house I would install a handle. What would this handle do you ask....when it just gets to be too much I can then go outside and FLUSH! Yep, like a toilet, flush the house and whomever is inside! Then like magic everything would be put away and smell like Pinesol!

That just might be the perfect house....

What would you add?

Tahoe Girl

PS...oh I forgot one thing...a trap door at my front door, the DARN SIGN in our neighborhood says NO SOLICITING!!!!! Maybe a trap door would encourage those pesky salespeople to actually read it cause the large black dog sure don't scare them away!

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Change of Plans...

I thought I would be showing you great pics of dinner at Clemsongirl's house last night but instead I am telling you about the surprise birthday party she threw for me!

Last night I arrived at her house and when I walked in people jumped out of everywhere to wish me Happy Birthday! Turns out Titan Boy is a rock star and called Clemsongirl and asked her to help him surprise me for my birthday (which is next week!) They got me, I had NO IDEA AT ALL what they were up to!

It was loads of fun and I am still trying to recover from the event. (Read drank too much tequila here)

Tomorrow I will post pics so you can see how much fun we had!

Titan Boy...thank you so much for doing this for me! You have no idea how much it means to me that you went to such length to surprise me! I know I am not easy to pull one over on but you got me! I love you!

Tahoe Girl

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Evidence...

I promise you tomorrow's post will be so worth reading....

Maybe it's because there may or maynot be evidence that Clemsongirl's Coach does exist!

There may or maynot be pictures of me with Coach posted here tomorrow.

Just you wait...
Tahoe Girl

Friday, June 5, 2009

atleast a beer...

or twelve will round out this week...

Oh My! This week alone I have ......

completed two swimteams spiritwear...(which include a drive around my elbow to get to my thumb)
completed 120 hats and 150 shirts in one night
completed two baseball teams uniforms and spiritwear
had record breaking numbers in the store...

The best part..I only got cussed out twice!

Cant wait to see what next week brings.......
Tahoe Girl

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

BUSTED!!!!!

I am sooooo embarassed right now!

Two guys from the office across the hall just come over to see who I was yelling at...

I was not yelling...I was SINGING!

I am the only one here so i added my ipod to my wardrobe and started belting tunes at the tops of my lungs! I do this at home and Titan Boy laughs and says I need to stop making all the neighborhoods dogs howl!

I guess I can't sing!

I guess I need to realize that everyone else cannot hear my tunes and really doesn't want to hear my version of them either...

Oh, Well...
Tahoe Girl