Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Top Ten Things I Have Always Wanted To Say To Customers...

1. It's just thread, we are not curing cancer here. Relax!
2. You have bad taste.Those colors are ugly.
3. Yes your item will be ready today. It will be today until midnight tonight and I will have it ready by then.
4. No it's not okay for your child to lick the luvies or "play" with the dolls.
5. No you cannot have your stuff done today. We do not monogram while you wait.
6. No you are not friends with the owner. I have never met you before in my life.
7. We are closed. I am not opening everything back up so you can get "Just One Thing".
8. It is not our fault you misspelled your child's name.
9. We stopped our buy one get one promotion because of cheap ass people like you who bring us dirty pee stained stuff and then bitch about how it turned out.
10. No you cannot have a discount because your rich (or think you are).

Ok, i feel a little better now. I'd feel a wholelotbetter if this damn space bar was not broken on the right side?????

Tahoe Girl

5 comments:

maggi said...

Funny!

Tickled Pink And Green said...

I've worked with the public before and nothing is worse. People can be so ridiculous!

pinkpolkadotaa said...

I can relate to this post! Very funny!

The Lawyer's Wife said...

Oh yes and my personal favorite ... why is it $8 when I am only wanting one letter?

Well, because one letter looks bad and it is still set up and work ...
silly little customer!

Hillcrest Acres said...

Retail work - did it, hated it because of the ridiculous hours I put in for little pay and rude customers who thought they could treat you how ever they wanted and I had to smile and be nice when really many times I just wanted to tell them to take a hike. Crazy customers!!!