1. It's just thread, we are not curing cancer here. Relax!
2. You have bad taste.Those colors are ugly.
3. Yes your item will be ready today. It will be today until midnight tonight and I will have it ready by then.
4. No it's not okay for your child to lick the luvies or "play" with the dolls.
5. No you cannot have your stuff done today. We do not monogram while you wait.
6. No you are not friends with the owner. I have never met you before in my life.
7. We are closed. I am not opening everything back up so you can get "Just One Thing".
8. It is not our fault you misspelled your child's name.
9. We stopped our buy one get one promotion because of cheap ass people like you who bring us dirty pee stained stuff and then bitch about how it turned out.
10. No you cannot have a discount because your rich (or think you are).
Ok, i feel a little better now. I'd feel a wholelotbetter if this damn space bar was not broken on the right side?????